Saturday, December 13, 2008

We hate politicians most

Thanks to J.Atlas, Psychohistory, Newsletter, 13.12.2008:[Humor shows us who we hate and who is our target.
Here's a nasty piece against politicians. J ATLAS]
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Five surgeons are discussing who makes the Best patients to
operate on.

The first surgeon, says, 'I like to see accountants on my
operating table because when you open them up, everything
inside is numbered.'

The second, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded.'

The third surgeon, says, 'No, I really think librarians are
the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order'

The fourth surgeon chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on".
There are no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine,
and the head and the ass are interchangeable.

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